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Craigslist Scam

I’ve never had somebody try to pull a scam on me on craigslist for a house before but I guess eventually it was bound to happen. This is so ridiculously funny.

His Reply to wanting to see the house Email:

Hello Dear,
Calvary greetings to you,also to your house hold..Thanks for the email and it is my gladness  hearing from you.i am the owner of the house you are making inquiry of.Actually I  resided in the house with my family,such as my wife and my only daughter before and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my working as Missionary and now situated in the (Republic of Benin) and presently my house is still available for rent ..including the utilities like washer and, security,it is furnished but  if u which to move in with your furnishes no problem you can move ours to the storage..
Pls i want you to note that,i am a kind and honest  man and also i spent a lot on my property that i want to give you for rent,i will want you to take absolute maintenance of my house and want you to treat it as your own, it is not the money the main problem  but i want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad  to see it neat when i come for a check if you are interested in this rent i want you to fill the application form below and send it to me in your next email.


Also,Pls let me get this answer.

FIRST NAME:__________________
MIDDLE NAME: _________________
LAST NAME: __________________
PROFESSION: ________________
HOME PHONE (____) __________
(CELL)PHONE (____) __________
(WORK)PHONE (____) __________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
PRESENT ADDRESS: _____________________
CITY: _______________
STATE: ______________
ZIPCODE: ____________
DO YOU HAVE A PET: _____________
NAME OF PET: _____________
KIND OF PETS: _____________
DO YOU SMOKE? ______________
DO YOU DRINK? ______________
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,Note that the keys and documents of my house is with me here in Africa.please we are giving you the house base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this is the addree for 4-1 Aspen Way #41, Doylestown PA

Paul’s Email Response :

FIRST NAME:___Lucy_______________
MIDDLE NAME: ____Fer_____________
LAST NAME: __________Beezlebub________
PROFESSION: _______Preacher of the dark arts_________
HOME PHONE (_215___) ___666-6969_______
(CELL)PHONE (____) __________
(WORK)PHONE (____) __________
KIDS __yes___ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ___7_____
PRESENT ADDRESS: ______1313 mockingbird lane_______________
CITY: ____of lost souls___________
STATE: _____transylvania_________
ZIPCODE: ___18666_________
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? _until the spirits come to reclaim my soul from the rock___________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______as soon as the dark lord himself tells me its ok________
DO YOU HAVE A PET: ___yeah black cat of doom__________
NAME OF PET: _______ozzyfer______
KIND OF PETS: _____cat of doom dont you read________
DO YOU SMOKE? ____does crack count?__________
DO YOU DRINK? ______only on days ending in Y________

His Response to that Email:

You are welcome, I can figure out from the answers provided that you are ready to move in soon and I am willing to make that work for you.So the items listed below will be sent to you as soon as you make the payment of the first month rent and deposit now,Also,all the utilities are included.. (Your full address will be needed i.e the county) Here are the contents of the package below.

1)Paper/house form(Containing your reference details)
2)The house documentary file.
3)Payment Receipt,and the keys.

Do get back to for further discussion on how the key will be sent to you and how the payment will be made, as well as the signing of the lease. Here is my number +2348025106203 or 0112348025106203, you can call me for more further information. Here is the address to the house: 4-1 Aspen Way #41, Doylestown PA

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Here comes 2009


2009 is here.

I don’t want to make a new years resolution because nobody ever keeps them, but I’m going to make a list of things I would like to do in 2009: (not in any particular order)

  • get the screenprinting business off the ground, make lots of bad ass shirts, and open an e-commerce website store so i can sell the goods
  • go to the west coast, or on a fancy vacation to somewhere i’ve never been before
  • get another really great paying freelance job, last year i did a children’s book, it was a LOT of work, but it was fantastic, and well paid
  • buy a house (haha, this one probably def won’t happen)
  • make some stuffed animals or clothes, things i’ve wanted to do for a long time, but just don’t put aside any time to do them.
  • put up my own website, which i’ve been working on occasionally since i got out of school 2 years ago.
  • update my adventures of mrs. pacman blog a lot more (
  • set aside time for me and paul to go out and take photographs, i really like doing that and i think he does too.
  • finish well… i should say start photoshopping my wedding photos and giving them out to people.
  • finish my wedding scrapbook
  • submit photographs and illustrations to